19 September 2009
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Getting Real
I am someone who believes in the judicial system despite all the
drawbacks we see. The United States Supreme Court disqualifying torture
as an interrogation method, for example, even when the president of the
country and his VP have, through legal artifices, tried to justify it.
Nonetheless, my belief is not shared by many people. A lawyer friend
said to me that, “the law is not made to solve problems, but to prolong
them indefinitely.” Just to exercise my imagination, I decided to use
his theory to analyze Genesis, the first book of the Bible.
If God were alive today, we would all still be in Paradise. He,
however, would still be replying to pleas, appeals, letters, court
injunctions or writs; He would be required to explain his decision to
expel Adam and Eve from Paradise just for breaking the arbitrary law of
refraining from the evil fruit, without any legal grounds at countless
hearings.
If He hadn’t wanted Adam and Eve to
eat the fruit, why did he put that tree in the middle of the Garden and
not outside the walls of Paradise? If an experienced lawyer were called
to defend the couple, he could allege the theory of “administrative
omission.” Besides putting the tree in the wrong place, he didn’t
surround it with notices and fences, failing to take the minimum safety
measures and therefore exposing all who passed by to danger.
Another lawyer might accuse him of “inducement to crime”; He drew the
attention of Adam and Eve to the exact place where the tree was
growing. If He had not said anything, generations and generations would
have passed through this Earth without anyone being interested in the
forbidden fruit – considering that it should have been in a forest,
full of similar trees, and, therefore lacking any specific merit.
But Genesis happened before the judicial system and, therefore, allowed
God to have full freedom of action. He wrote a single law, and found a
way of convincing someone to break it, just to be able to invent
Punishment. He knew that Adam and Eve would end up bored with so many
perfect things, and, sooner or later, would try His patience. He stayed
there waiting, because He – Almighty God – was also bored with things
working perfectly. If Eve had not eaten the apple, what interesting
things would have happened in those billions of years?
Nothing.
When the law was broken, God – the All Powerful Judge – had even
simulated a pursuit, as if he did not know all the possible hiding
places. With the angels watching and amusing themselves with the prank
(life for them also must have been very tedious, since Lucifer had left
Heaven), He finds Adam.
“Where art thou?”
God asked, already knowing the answer. He did not warn him about the
consequences of the reply. He did not say the well-known words that we
have heard so often in movies, “anything you say may be used against
you”.
“I heard your steps in the garden, I
was afraid and hid, because I am naked”, answered Adam, without knowing
that, from then on, he would be the admitted culprit of a crime.

